"The New Commandments of Beauty" takes a look at some of the funniest beauty offenses that have been secretly accepted as truth; and offers suggestions to help you get back on the right path to beauty maven. They say "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" unless of course, the beholder is blind, deaf, and otherwise impaired. The truth is we've all had a few beauty mishaps and bad hair days. And on at least one occasion there was a BFF who aided and abetted our transgression